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Due to technical difficulties (mostly involving laziness) and the
fact that I couldnt think of anything to write, the article for my
column this month is a little shorter than usual.
The title I have affectionately given it is "How to RP with a Man
(or Woman) Eating Boa Wearing a Pink Bow and Curiously
Named Marsh-Garage Band."
So here it is:
A List of How to RP with a Man (or Woman) Eating Boa
Wearing a Pink Bow and Curiously Named Marsh-Garage
Band:
- Pick a color other than green. It wont match the chandelier.
- Dont mention old sunglasses which have two different shaped
lenses and dont fit on the cat. It just brings up unpleasant
memories.
- No, I am not high.
- Not drunk either.
- Run very fast - dont read the rest of this list. Its better for
your sanity. To help you, Ill put the rest of it in invisible type.
The end.
As you can see - two questions remain. I have the answers -
Yes, and Hopefully. Maybe by next month Ill have figured out
the questions.
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